Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Groningen, Netherlands

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Recent tweets

jpom But I looked at the actual newspaper article & what it says is: "Metridata Computing." I've submitted a correction to the OED, of course.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

jpom The OED entry says: "The FBI said [he] illegally gained information from the computer system of Metadata Computing Inc. of Louisville, Ky."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn OMG. "@jpom: OMG, I've just discovered an error in the Oxford English Dictionary. The 1970 entry for the word "metadata" is incorrect."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

saschalobo Diese Angst, dass irgendein ukrainischer Nachrichtensender ahnungslos einen Postillon-Artikel übersetzt und damit ein Krieg ausgelöst wird.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay "The strangest e-mail I've had to send in a while" - @DrKeonWest pic.twitter.com/xOJ7qX6MYN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Ich würde ja sagen, die @marga_owski wird immer besser, aber besser als best geht ja nicht: taz.de/Kolumne-Luft-u… (taz)

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Besitz von Schlafmohnsamen legal, Besitz von Samen für THC-freien Hanf illegal. Irgendwie schon alles, das man wissen muß.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Aug 28th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

pmphlt Hey and people: I've got a question for you. - bit.ly/XTt3Je

via Silver Bird (retweeted on 2:02 AM, Aug 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

earnmyturns @roydanroy current models of public research funding and peer review favor caution, short-term thinking

via Twitter for Android Tablets (retweeted on 2:01 AM, Aug 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

Keinzahnkatzen "Miau."
"Was hat sie gesagt?"
"Sie hat mir gerade meine Rechte vorgelesen."
"Das ging aber schnell."
"Die Liste ist auch nicht lang."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:58 AM, Aug 28th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

@Lotterleben Nö. Wenn sich kein anderer Kommunikationskanal anbietet...

via Twitter for Android in reply to Lotterleben

Mickey_McCauley S.E.A.T is a safe knuckle tattoo because you can lose any finger and still have a word

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2014 via TweetDeck)

plomlompom Nette Idee, Belege?: 8h-Tag nichts ArbeitsMaximierungs- sondern FreizeitMinimierungs-Maßnahme, Zweck KonsumFörderung. businessinsider.com/the-real-reaso…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Aug 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Ich muss heute Brot kaufen. Ich übe seit 3 Tagen an der perfekten Fingerzeigbewegung. Im Notfall untermale ich es mit einem "Brot! Das da!".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Aug 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Einsteigerfreundliche & technisch nicht allzu anspruchsvolle Darstellung des systemd-Streits: infoworld.com/d/data-center/… infoworld.com/d/data-center/…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Aug 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

brianwisti YOU ARE IN A LEGACY CODEBASE

> RUN TESTS
YOU HAVE NO TESTS

> READ SPEC
YOU HAVE NO SPEC

> WRITE FIX
YOU ARE EATEN BY AN ELDER CODE HACK.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Aug 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin .@Queen_UK Don't suppose you could help out? pic.twitter.com/pwfn6aeUY1

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Aug 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Oh, Captain! My Captain! RT @_noujoum: Weil es überfällig war: Ich bin aus der Piratenpartei ausgetreten pastebin.com/RJALsRLz

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Aug 26th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Hunde, die sich nicht regelmäßig die Zähne mit der Dreifach-Prophylaxe von Doggydent geputzt haben, beißen nicht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

mfenner New blog post: Using Microsoft Word with git blog.martinfenner.org/2014/08/25/usi…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

egrefen Okay, I gave Dr. Who a try, because I love Peter Capaldi. I real tried to like it… Unfortunately I still think it sucks.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

BVG_Tram M5/M6/M8/27: wegen einer Havarie und Bauarbeiten verkehren die Linien ab morgen verändert (prov. Übersicht) pic.twitter.com/uZcekJE4MO

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:33 AM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

csoghoian Want to track a target's phone in a foreign country but don't want to to bother asking that foreign gov for help? washingtonpost.com/business/techn…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Aug 25th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

sotak In Czech Republic, this is how you threat people, so they don't do bad things... pic.twitter.com/fk0MyBuqQf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Aug 24th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)