Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Groningen, Netherlands

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Recent tweets

skeptikantin Untersuche nicht-flektierende V-(and)-V-Konstruktionen und vermelde, dass der Titel gefunden ist: “Be sure & wear flowers in your hair!”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

RobertVinluan I made a new bot this weekend! Cheap Bots Done Quick + SVG = lots of pics of birds on wires: @__birds__ pic.twitter.com/giA6DDWlNt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Mein heutiger Wikipedia-Trip: Liste bekannter Treppen -> Liste spezieller Treppen -> Pferdetreppe -> Treppe -> Sambatreppe -> Scalalogie

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jgarzik So very guilty of this. pic.twitter.com/NFXo4u9VyP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed ... Meiner Meinung nach sind Friede, Freude, und Eierkuchen eigentlich gegenseitige Voraussetzungen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Ich verstehe nicht, warum die Deutschen sprechen, als ob es unrealistisch ist, Friede, Freude, und Eierkuchen gleichzeitig zu haben.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

joss i don't trust Hillary i say LOCK HER UP in a room with NO CORNERS, a sort of oval room, then HARD LABOR running things for YEARS, maybe 8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Sep 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Vielen Dank! Wir sind gerade schon fleißig dabei. ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

Wir harren deiner *harr harr harr*

via Twitter for Android

"Hört mal, ihr seid wohl vom Mazdaclub Rhein-Main e.V. umparkt!"

via Twitter for Android

moby_dickhead old man yells at cloud pic.twitter.com/qSqopvzZgK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:17 AM, Sep 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

meltomene Successfully refactored all my "train.py" scripts pic.twitter.com/sP6QapK6Ms

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

*sagt Überlastung und Zusammenbruch des ICE-WLANs voraus, sobald es sich herumgesprochen hat* twitter.com/mittedeathsqua…

via Twitter Web Client

omojumiller Woke up realizing non-compliance with law enforcement shouldn't automatically result in death. We've normalized killing in this country.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

mr_steinhaeuser Weil es ein bisschen untergeht: Es waren Muslime, die einen Anschlag in verhindert haben. twitter.com/ardmoma/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Von der Kunst, aus Vorgaben Vorhaben zu machen

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snailracingg Snail race! (rt)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge More evidence we should abandon student evaluations of teaching in higher ed. Biased & don't correlate w/ learning. insidehighered.com/news/2016/09/2…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

HannahBeitzer Und alle @DIEZEIT -Leser so: "Oh." (Aus dem Schwerpunkt zum Thema "Gerechtigkeit") pic.twitter.com/mPsnFNHz5Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

2016, the year I finally discovered the hair styling product and dosage to turn every day into a good hair day.

via Twitter for Android

Filling system for paper mail: 2 magazine files, 1 as archive for important stuff, 1 as ring buffer for other stuff.

via Twitter for Android

sarahjeong hmmm yes the problem is anonymous trolling pic.twitter.com/rR4djffSsh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nilsreiter My academic 2016. pic.twitter.com/RvCRlmUCLM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)