Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Groningen, Netherlands

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Recent tweets

_Jordan Imagine feeling so strongly that a Democrat must share your perfect ideology that you’re withholding your vote against Trump until she does.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst unterscheidet zwischen E-Eis (Cornetto) und U-Eis (Ed v. Schleck).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GerritKloss Es gibt wahrscheinlich ein grammatisches Paralleluniversum, in dem dieser Satz völlig unauffällig ist. twitter.com/ZwoSchlagzeile…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Bin später zum Grillen bei Leuten eingeladen, die ich nicht mag. Was trägt man da? Möglichst dick auf, mit Fassung oder leisen Groll in mir?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Eigentlich müsste man Nachrichten ersetzen durch Statistiksendungen, die sowohl Ergebnisse als auch Methode erläutern.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

b0rk i think it's cool that you can take one thing (drawing transit maps) & a small team and decide to beat google at it medium.com/@transitapp/tr…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

futurebird This has been happening for decades. It's not new. My father saw it, my grandfathers too. Only difference is the video.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Found poetry, courtesy of Wikipedia. pic.twitter.com/1C4r3l2Ocu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

trochee Ooh, nice inclusivity tip for us chatty privileged types: when talking to friends at conferences, leave a gap in your circle.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hunterwalk We're gonna need to turn out on Nov 8th. Please go to calendar & block off time to vote. If ur CEO, consider sending company-wide msg.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mashable British boys find gender bending the best way to beat the heat and their school uniforms on.mash.to/29QwhHB

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:11 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Symbolbild "Pelzige Spinne, die dich fröhlich grüßt, während sie aus dem Waschbecken gekrabbelt kommt". pic.twitter.com/At6WNbqvAL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Remember those gorgeous Guide To Computing photographs? They're available as prints now! docubyte.co.uk/prints-and-boo… pic.twitter.com/pb2WNzl8Ir

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater They don't get that there are no states, just bunches of goons with a big following enjoying the freedom to oppress.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater @peterbreuer Mir ist kein Fall bekannt, in dem das nicht schon bei der ersten Toreinfahrt von Erfolg gekrönt gewesen wäre.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@peterbreuer Mir ist kein Fall bekannt, in dem das nicht schon bei der ersten Toreinfahrt von Erfolg gekrönt gewesen wäre.

via Twitter for Android in reply to peterbreuer

Politics is ugly, therefore no government at all is better. Can't make this shit up. cato-unbound.org/2009/04/13/pet…

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn ICYMI: The bots were great last night. pic.twitter.com/U2WysdDfpp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

FerJohnPeterson We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst (Bitte ignorieren – ist nur 'n Referenztweet für den Fall, dass ich mal nachweisen möchte, es bereits Sommer 2016 (!) vorausgeahnt zu haben)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Also ich ahne schon, wie es ausgehen wird.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)