Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Groningen, Netherlands

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Recent tweets

texttheater Shepard tone for twelve violins

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:52 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

newsycombinator Don't use Hadoop – your data isn't that big (2013) chrisstucchio.com/blog/2013/hado…

via newsycombinator (retweeted on 12:54 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Selbstbild als Wegweiser mit kurzem e.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:47 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

slyphon If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably gonna throw exceptions at runtime.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:09 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Im Supermarkt: "Nein, ich nehm jetzt keine 🍫 mit, Wassermelonen sind genau so yummy"
Daheim: "Vergangenheitslotte, du fiese, freudlose Kuh."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:04 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

upbeatprof Confession: while making figures publication ready, every time I increase line width, I yell out "THE PLOT THICKENS!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:27 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employees’ Newborn Children theonion.com/r/37189 via @TheOnion

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:23 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Angelsächsische Headline-Konventionen laufen aus dem Ruder. twitter.com/afp/status/866…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:16 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

usefulcharts Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics - the only writing system that uses letter rotation to indicate vowels. Clever and be… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:37 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Autavaux, die: Maßeinheit. Definiert den Abstand zwischen zwei vorbeifahrenden Autos, zwischen denen die Straße zu … labenz.texttheater.net/Autavaux

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:57 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Eilenbrat Bitte nicht mehr Pulled Pork sagen sondern Zupfsau.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:27 AM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo Bye bye manual batching. Paper: arxiv.org/pdf/1705.07860 "blog": github.com/clab/dynet/blo… [with @gneubig , @redpony ] pic.twitter.com/kBnqIi0rNc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo Our solution to writing annoying batching code: don't. Just aggregate losses over some examples, and DyNet will tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:07 AM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

a_leesha1 The Labour manifesto states EXACTLY how they'll pay for everything, they've even left 3.9bn for 'uncertainty'. Stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:57 PM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

MatthewACherry This photo single handily saved selfie sticks. pic.twitter.com/SSQwdRbRtY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:06 PM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Ich seh' etwas, was du nicht siehst, und das ist gut aus.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Kantrowitz This is some 🔥🔥🔥🔥 from the head of Facebook's AI research: pic.twitter.com/cwjtVQXO05

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

personaldebatte Zum Teil der Gesetzgeber, z.B. darf man mit über 70 kein Notar mehr sein. Auch ist die kostenlose Mitfahrt als Kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:05 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Selbstbild als komplett leeres Hallenbad mit geisterhaften Sitcom-Lachern vom Band.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Vizekanzler Fischer, Regierungschef Schröder: Immerhin sind sie meist nackt auf der Bühne

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:03 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Wohnen in Aspik. Eine Wobbelstudie.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GalaxyKate JS syntax guide:

Assign value
x = y

Not-really-equality
x == y

Really equal
x === y

Baker's equal
x ==== y

💀Forbidden equal💀
x ===== y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:52 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Immer, wenn dem New Orleanser was schmeckt, sperrt er alle Straßen und macht laute Musik.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:16 AM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mrmrs_ Have you ever wondered where the terms lower and uppercase text came from? pic.twitter.com/5Pmfw5RsnE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:50 AM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)