Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

Recent tweets

AlbertBurneko “i liked the Republican Party when it started two elective wars, built a worldwide network of illegal torture prisons, and transferred incalculable wealth from common people to the ultra rich, but now it’s bad” is a very weird take my man twitter.com/steveschmidtse…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:40 AM, Jun 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

grau_in_bunt callout post: bremen-schwachhausen
- shitty name
- houses are too big, I'm uncomfortable
- every other house is a doctor's office? where do the ppl live?
- I always get lost there? why??
- streets are the only thing that are better when they're straight but they're not

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:38 AM, Jun 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

rctatman Reproducibility tip of the day: If your code has a random/stochastic element, setting a random seed will make sure you get the same output when you re-run the code later.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 AM, Jun 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

rctatman Reproducibility tip of the day: if your code includes file paths, try to use relative paths (location from the current working directory) rather than absolute paths (location from the root directory). This makes it easier to run the code on in a new environment.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 AM, Jun 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

meta_maid „Du hast Rischtlinienkompetenz für Thermomix, aber nischt für Almanistan“

Schöne Persiflage von Mely Kiyak über den

zeit.de/kultur/2018-06…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:21 AM, Jun 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

lynneguist I'm at a hotel that promises Victorian grandeur AND 1930s grandeur. That's two grandeurs for the price of one!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

oaostrik It's so liberating to realise that all that lifelong fascination with the female form is 90% due to being trans.

(The other 10% is me being gay af, of course)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Onkel_Jannek Diese Superzeitlupe, die einsetzt, wenn du das Bett aufschüttelst und dein Telefon auf Augenhöhe an die vorbei zieht.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Ab sofort für günstige 99,95 zu haben: Meine Dissertation. pic.twitter.com/Yf8Z0uIvjE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Senficon , the , has been adopted by @EP_Legal with a 15:10 majority. Again: We will take this fight to plenary and still hope to pic.twitter.com/BLguxmHCWs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Salach, die: Die Salatspur, die jemand hinterlässt, der einen Döner oder ein Subway-Sandwich isst. labenz.texttheater.net/Salach

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

silentbicycle Fun Fact: the PCRE dialect of regexes explicitly allows `(?)` including as a no-op (it's setting/cleaning no flags), in case you want to give your regexes an air of mystery.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:30 AM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Das schlechteste Feuerwerk ist das, das man hören, aber nicht sehen kann.

via Twitter Web Client

“let’s continue to research ambiguity and coreference and discourse coherence and multi-word expressions and semantics” twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter for Android

EnglishGibson English gets to do this because it doesn’t have to worry about the gender of a singular 45 minutes.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Jun 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Autorwesen Meine Hauptbahnhof-Experience heute war scheiße, wenn ich mit den Aufgaben für die Uni fertig bin zeichne ich Gore >:-|

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Jun 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig So, also die richtige Lösung kam von @einfachnurmark, aber wenn es was zu gewinnen gäbe, gingen Sonderpreise an @ValeskaK ("silikonkommilitone mit auftätowiertem tageskalender von oktober bis juni") und @fxneumann ("das kann nur unser Herr Jesus sein"). twitter.com/kathrinpassig/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Jun 19th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Enkidu_Molek modernste technik
email ist schon toll
ich tippe von zuhause aus tipptipptipp
zack wieder etwas abgesagt vielleicht
ist jemand sauer darüber aber ich bin
ganz woanders beep boop dein pech

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Jun 19th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Türkwählerei

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Jun 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

BayesForDays The concept of universal or over-arching NLP that succeeds in all contexts is laughable because it's like nobody even notices how hard it is for humans too

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Jun 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Hier noch was für Max Goldts Sammlung von Witzen, bei denen der Anfang besser ist als die Pointe. twitter.com/evilini1/statu…

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Hofstadter: "Today's MT, no matter how flashy or deep it is, is _empty_. It does not have any *ideas* behind the scenes. It just throws symbols around, without any notion that they might _symbolize_ anything."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Jun 18th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn man in Köln an der Uni schon in verschiedene Stadtbahnen steigen müsste, um am effizientesten in den jeweiligen Düsseldorfer Stadtteil zu gelangen O_o

via Twitter for Android