Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Groningen, Netherlands

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Recent tweets

SPIEGELCaptions U-Boote in einer St. Petersburger Wer ft: Aufpäppeln fürs Nachtleben

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock .@Zesyra *Gewitter* ist eine alte Kollektivbildung, also eine Vielzahl von 'Wetter' - so wie *Geäst* zu *Ast*, vgl.: sprachlog.de/2009/04/29/tag…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Aug 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Warum hast du das gemacht?" - "... So mancher rätselt."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Aug 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@chrisrodley @asayeed I guess philosophy is a meme, but in a different sense of the word than in KYM.

via Twitter for Android in reply to chrisrodley

iwelsh "in 2001a monthly supply concentrated insulin cost $45. By 2015 it cost $1,447"

This is negligent homicide, imo.

ianwelsh.net/its-not-just-e…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:13 AM, Aug 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

dnaber "States often feel obliged to react to the theatre of terrorism with a show of security" store.kobobooks.com/de-de/ebook/ho…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe "Everyone dies."
"That's not true. Less than 95% of people have died."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SpecGram Autodescriptive Linguistic Terms: Copular inversion is this phenomenon.

via IFTTT (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitonline_pol Die Forderunag von Wikileaks nach vollständiger Transparenz der Politik ist grundfalsch, schreibt @randow zeit.de/2016/36/transp…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 5:51 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "We will inject you with a neurotransmitter that will cause you to experience a sequence of Hollywood cliché 'worst fears'." - "NOOOOOOOOOOO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Results are promising." But are they keeping?

via Twitter Web Client

durst Selbstbild als Lehrling, der mehrmals durch die Kochprüfung rasselt, weil er weder rückwärts Einkochen noch Anbraten am Berg beherrscht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Keine zehn Seepferdchen kriegen mich in ein Aquarium.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Ted_Underwood The life-changing magic of just ignoring stuff.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:33 AM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jonnysun first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Jetzt gerade in Groningen: Feuerwerk bei Gewitter.

via Twitter Web Client

"That's an oversimplification!" - "Yes! It's one of my favorite oversimplifications!"

via Twitter Web Client

Got a Canadian to text me in phonemically spelled German. Unique insights into their non-native phoneme system.

via Twitter Web Client

spinfocl Seeungewitter pic.twitter.com/BEOr93uI1Y

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Änderungsverkündungs-Tweet-Zurückruder-Nontweet-Paar

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Badezimmerumfrage 2/2: Wie hängst du die Klopapierrolle auf?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

streetartglobe A brief history of the evolution of the dinosaur. Artist unknown.
Follow: @urbanspoon

pic.twitter.com/2GuQY8umak

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)