Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 2017

konsulampulle Abwechselnd Fruchtsaft trinken und von einer Gurke abbeißen, Wassermelone on a budget

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frimelle Let's talk about supporting small language Wikipedias from the Wikidata perspective at wikidata.org/wiki/Wikidata:…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frimelle Let's talk about Languages in Wikidata at ! wikidata.org/wiki/Wikidata:…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

TNeenan PUBLISHER: I hope this is better than your last book idea about a murderer called Hurderer

THOMAS HARRIS: Its about a cannibal

P: Go on

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker murg (Adj.): Unfähig zu riechen (analog blind, taub). labenz.texttheater.net/murg

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

elonmusk @EricDiepeveen The reality is great highs, terrible lows and unrelenting stress. Don't think people want to hear about the last two.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

WrrrdNrrrdGrrrl How bad is American healthcare?

Read the reviews for aquarium antibiotics and decide for yourself. pic.twitter.com/DT8wuq4iHg

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Jul 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

The West Virginia Town That Applied For Soviet Foreign Aid | Appalachian Magazine appalachianmagazine.com/2014/02/23/the…

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samcorb When you're kinky, but on a budget pic.twitter.com/fIGY9zqCCH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater König Dillefan war berüchtigt für seine Tobsuchtsanfälle, bei denen er seine Minister gerne mal "zepterte".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:52 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Let’s talk dizziness.

via Twitter Web Client

benjaminbenben Fun fact: a litre of water weighs 1kg. pic.twitter.com/lGIUDpzz2d

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

nikhilbd Nice, practical list of how you should debug your failing neural network model blog.slavv.com/37-reasons-why…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dictvm Unabhängig von Diesel/Benziner und Einkommen: Waren so nicht mal Park'n'Ride und ÖPNV gedacht? twitter.com/c_lindner/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jonst0kes 13/ This rant is b/c I follow smart crypto types who talk with great confidence about econ, but it's dorm room bs-level econ (albeit at MIT)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jonst0kes 9/ The new thing is a lot like the old thing, except worse because it's more powerful & opens new vistas of asymmetry for the incumbents.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish The fury of witnessing someone who's obviously realised they've queue jumped but seems to think "oh well, what's done is done"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sixtus Was passiert eigentlich, wenn man Drogenkonsum entkriminalisiert? Portugal hat es vorgemacht: m.mic.com/articles/amp/1…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Deno_Tron Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Urschoepfer Eigentlich wollte ich Joggen gehen aber es sieht nach Regen aus. pic.twitter.com/NpSyM3Mxox

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

leftoblique Profound realization:
Much of SCRUM is a hack to force engineer boys to practice communication and consensus in the absence of women.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

levampyre Neuste Fortbewegungsmethode des Babys: Rofln, manchmal auch Rofcrn. Auf jeden Fall kommt es damit vorwärts oder irgendwiewärts.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

goodfellow_ian Adversarial examples that make stop signs misclassified 100% of the time, from multiple viewpoints: arxiv.org/pdf/1707.08945…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:19 AM, Jul 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Mittelgut an Frankreich: Mehrpersonen-Abbusselungsvorgänge in engen Gassen, die den Fußgängerverkehr für Stunden zum Erliegen bringen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Every other dude asking a question at every panel ever twitter.com/silicondomme/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

startuplqdtr Look, you're *not* going to be able to get rid of that stuff yourself. If you could sell, you wouldn't need us.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sleepinyourhat @mark_riedl @haldaume3 On that theme: PyTorch/DyNet/Chainer-style autograd.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

redpony @haldaume3 Dropout.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sleepinyourhat @haldaume3 How about... aggregating a variably-sized set of NN states using a weighted avg w/ a potentially state-d… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AlongsideWild Just a tweet from our U.S. government suggesting that scientists are a group of people to be defeated. twitter.com/EnergyPressSec…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 AM, Jul 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Gut an Frankreich: Wirte, die den Wein direkt in beide Gläser kippen, ohne den Probier-Schweig-Schwenk-Schwenk-Nipp-Mhmh-sehr-gut-Unfug.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra As an American with a chronic illness who is also a German citizen living in the UK, 2017 is really not my year.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

goldengateblond "Congratulations, healthy people are paying for sick people." Pour one out for @foxandfriends, who just learned how insurance works.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sgharms If an engineer tried to merge a huge request with no targeted bug, no tests & no feedback considered at 2am, I'd fire them. But senators...?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Trostberg, der: Haufen von Beileidskarten, Blumen und kleinen Aufmerksamkeiten im Hause eines Trauernden. labenz.texttheater.net/Trostberg

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

funkbo1 Seid mal nicht so schadenfroh wegen der Porschemütter, als würden eure Bälger nicht auch Konstantin heißen, wenn nur die Kohle stimmt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @rewordable IIRC it started out as REED, not SHED. Somehow makes the transformation even more beautiful.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

frau_charlotte ostseebadbäckerei
kunde:morn.
verkäuferin: augenbraue hoch.
er: vier.
sie: alles?
er: alles.
sie: einszwanzig.
bezahlvorgang.
beide: hmn.
ab

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:20 AM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mark_riedl Ravens' Urschel is getting a PhD in ML from MIT. He just retired from football after reading brain scan study espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Jul 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

fhuszar I propose an independent body controlling p-values, like central banks setting rates
Then we can do quantitative ea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Arschlumpf Ich habe mein iPad heute den ganzen Tag gesucht... pic.twitter.com/ldnevFFHww

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SpecialXaracter rferl.org/a/kazakhstan-c…
Kazakhstan has announced it will outline a new Latin-based alphabet by the end of this year

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

eternalkerri Seriously.

Trump can suck the Iraqi sand off my transgender veteran cock.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Engelbrechtsche Wildnis, die: Steigerung der inzwischen abgedroschenen böhmischen Dörfer, die ja seit dem Wegfall d… labenz.texttheater.net/Engelbrechtsch…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AlexanderLasch Hörbeleg: "Das wird gar nicht so oft mitbekommen."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet I just noticed, that my avatar was immune to Twitter's design change to circles. Small things, that create happiness...

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:57 AM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SaundraMitchell I'm queer and I served under Don't Ask, Don't Tell. If you got caught, if someone reported you-- you didn't get a court date, you got a

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:01 AM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn now that's what I call an overdressed salad

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Jul 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra oh look who's an expert on how much it sucks to depend on current speech technology newscientist.com/article/214194… pic.twitter.com/FlC1vdCj0z

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Jul 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CommonNotions Radical Municipalism: The Future We Deserve buff.ly/2tC5WXA pic.twitter.com/0XYnvDjHhW

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Jul 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Pornellen, die (Pl.): Altgriechische Musen unzüchtiger Vasenbemaler. labenz.texttheater.net/Pornellen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Jul 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Krankentransporte mit Schnurrbart - genau so habe ich mir mit vier mein Berufsleben vorgestellt. twitter.com/ATBrokenNews/s…

via Twitter for Android

Google hat festgestellt, dass ich gerade in Portugal bin, und redet deswegen jetzt aserbaidschanisch mit mir.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn @rewordable That RESHED was previously SHED and went on to turn into PRESHED and then PRESHARED. It was always goin… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Jul 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Alteralias It's kinda like when the monster under your bed decides it wants to go into show business instead. malik.actor/demo-reel 😱👌⭐️@malikibheis

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Jul 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ziploc bags make moving much more enjoyable. pic.twitter.com/e7zYvWam2k

via Twitter for Android

mogelpony Utz, Utz, Utz (drei Schweizer)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Possible name for a German version of @rewordable: wiederverwortbar

via Twitter for Android

Coffeepops waren meine Einstiegsdroge. pic.twitter.com/2ie4XGgPwG

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn #6 is "is Google going to solve it anytime soon"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Writing down a bunch of questions I need to answer about my PhD topic, and #23 is "cui bono"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

markedly Accidentally said "shh" instead of "slow down" and a kid silently ran into a glass door

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:50 AM, Jul 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@FrueheNeuzeit Das ist ja immerhin Brutalismus, dies hier ist dagegen nur brutal. ;)

via Twitter for Android in reply to FrueheNeuzeit

Wir wollen einen modernen, einladenden Campus. Wie wär's mit dem Entwurf "SEELENHAMMER"? pic.twitter.com/5R1teMk2w7

via Twitter for Android

Die Vorkenntnisse sind geliefert, jetzt müssen sie montiert werden.

via Twitter for Android

tomdev Fun but sad story about people living at zip code 1234AB (Dutch) - motherboard.vice.com/nl/article/wj8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel Nebenbei: Es macht noch deutlich mehr Spaß, den Grill anzufeuern, wenn man dazu die Baal-Anrufung aus Mendelssohns Elias spielt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

binitamshah 18 year old guy arrested for reporting a shamefully stupid bug in the new Budapest e-Ticket system : blog.marai.me/2017/07/24/18-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn fucked up that the portuguese word for "thank you" has gender agreement (obrigada/obrigado) but no number agreement (obrigada/obrigadas) imo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Papiermühle, die: Eine Rolle dreilagiges Toilettenpapier, von der sich zunächst nur die oberen zwei Schichten abrol… labenz.texttheater.net/Papierm%C3%BCh…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:09 AM, Jul 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@lexikoblog Wer tausend Füße hat, hat auch hundert. Umgekehrt gilt das nicht.

via Twitter for Android in reply to lexikoblog

@lexikoblog Hundertfüßer sind eine Unterklasse der Tausendfüßer. Good luck making sense of *that*! :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to lexikoblog

world’s first approved birth control app - as effective as the pill but using only mathematics nordic.businessinsider.com/swedish-nuclea…

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sarahdoingthing slide from tonight's class - when to write pic.twitter.com/6VjgdsUYNs

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

socksy @mrphs @bodil Wait, is this a guaranteed way to make border control open a URL of your choosing?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mspro habe jetzt doch auch über hamburg gebloggt: des faschodrives neuste bürgerliche fassade: mspr0.de/?p=4807

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ZwoSchlagzeilen Tränen: Offenbar geschmolzener Pokémon-Server entdeckt

via zweischlagzeilenbot (retweeted on 5:07 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Dem General haben sie ein Denkmal gesetzt, das ihn auf einem Segway zeigt."

via Twitter for Android

In Sowjetrussland, Sachverhalt geistig durchdringt dich.

via Twitter for Android

Wort des Tages: Fliegerstandbild

via Twitter for Android

Wort des Tages: Okulist

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn morgen weiter promovieren

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Sonntag
--------------
Observieren, promenieren
Konsumieren, informieren
Kaffeesieren, sozialisieren
Keine Zeit zum Konjugieren

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux "Sie werden dich nicht finden / niemand wird dich finden / du bist hinter dem Putzeimer unter der Spüle"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

chordbug this is indescribably LaTeX… pic.twitter.com/g9SYStDO9r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 AM, Jul 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Wer hat hier schon wieder die Verhältnisse beengt?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jul 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

256 Thijsen in één whatsappgroep, gewoon omdat het grappig is bd.nl/binnenland/256…

via Twitter for Android

razibkhan Weird thing is he's been abusive about Christianity for decades. But that's not problem...at a church twitter.com/CharleenDAdams…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn The lab sessions at LxMLS feel kind of "draw the rest of the fucking owl"ish to me. I know exactly what to do but have no idea how.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:35 PM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Knowledge of concepts and knowledge of rules are fundamentally different. [Deep nets] are all about rules." (@earnmyturns at )

via Twitter for Android

videocats Very disappointed with the results of his Schrodinger's test pic.twitter.com/hV36ElR23N

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Wenn du zu faul bist das ewig lange Passwort hinten auf Mamas Router einzutippen pic.twitter.com/1X3TLhKxgA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: (to) disaccomplish

via Twitter for Android

ikai Whoa ... stand-ups are *actually* useful when they're with the small group of people I am directly working with instead of the whole "team"!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:02 AM, Jul 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@tschfflr Office Lens is a camera app that recognises, un-distorts and trims around the slide (or document) in the picture.

via Twitter for Android in reply to tschfflr

jycdivision let's start with this recent instant-classic post pic.twitter.com/HceGrUJGHz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:22 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @plomlompom Diverse. Künstliche Verknappung ist ja, wie der Name schon andeutet, keine notwendige Eigenschaft, man kann sie auch weglassen.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

lousylinguist When Twitter is good, it's really good. pic.twitter.com/nmiYv6eHIO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

LangSciPress New blogpost "Conversion of lexical databases into printable books" userblogs.fu-berlin.de/langsci-press/… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Jul 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Every time I see someone use a regular camera app (instead of Lens or similar) to take a photo of a slide, I scream internally.

via Twitter for Android

Pengoblin Einmal so souverän sein wie der Typ am Bahnsteig, der auf sein klingelndes Mobilofon guckte & es dann kopfschüttelnd in den Mülleimer warf.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

vaurorapub Prompted by Uber and VC news, @hypatiadotca and I finally wrote up the Al Capone Theory of Sexual Harassment blog.valerieaurora.org/2017/07/18/the…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ich warte mit @ojahnn am Gepäckband und wir stellen uns vor, wie 50 warnbewestete Arbeitende im Gänsemarsch die Koffer ins Terminal tragen.

via Twitter for Android from Lisbon, Portugal

mims We joke but this is basically how blind auditions led to gender balance in orchestras twitter.com/alexia/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Sommerakademie der Köln Comedy Schule: Mit dem Preßlufthammer unter Wasser

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Lifehack: for long travels, bring a book you definitely don't understand - it'll last you weeks! 👌 pic.twitter.com/UibTJ7auqn

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:23 PM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "I think I shouldn't have another drink. But my judgement is already impaired, so I shouldn't believe myself." -me last night, unfortunately

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

konsulampulle Mitarbeiterin in der Ausländerbehörde schaut skeptisch auf meinen Ausweis: „Wenn ihr umzieht, kleben die da einfach einen STICKER drüber???“

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:22 PM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Promovieren, um nicht ins binäre Geschlechtersystem gezwungen zu werden pic.twitter.com/z7HjniWLT0

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn Tipp: Wenn ihr Seyffarth heißt, nie nach Düsseldorf ziehen, ab dann heißt ihr nämlich Seyffrath

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Ramsay:
"That's just an academic point" -- "But I'M an academic"
"That's all just semantics" -- "But I'm a semanticist!"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

mbukowski Noch so'n Ding und ich halte einen Moment inne. Und zwar nachdenklichst, Freundchen!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Jul 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

leonceundlena Epische Ausmaße um ihrer selbst willen annehmen.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

keenanisalive Infographic I made for my graduate students about the emotional ups and downs of doing research. pic.twitter.com/BibVOymdiw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

_unkaputtbar_ Die edelste Form der Faulheit ist Effizienz.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

JimMFelton WE NOW GO LIVE TO BREXIT pic.twitter.com/edf48mbqmj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Nesebanz, das: Das ausgefranste Ende eines alten Lesebändchens. labenz.texttheater.net/Nesebanz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@levampyre Einstellungen -> Datenschutz und Sicherheit -> Stummgeschaltete Wörter

via Twitter for Android in reply to levampyre

"Ja, das ist meine Masche, und weil die so gut funktioniert, sitze ich hier und niemand von der SPD" zeit.de/kultur/film/20…

via Twitter for Android

JoeScaramanga Superman, Poirot, Indiana Jones, Entourage and Hercules. You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/HBdGyPEwdO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:50 AM, Jul 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Had ourselves another round of @rewordable - it's getting easier and easier to build phrases out of the words. pic.twitter.com/BWmly3xrvW

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SaeedKD Math genius Maryam Mirzakhani's death: Iranian newspapers break hijab taboo in tributes - my latest: theguardian.com/world/2017/jul…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:01 PM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

asallime Im Radio wurde gerade gefragt, was ein perfekter Körper ist. Dazu sage ich, einer, der nicht schmerzt und auf den Verlass ist.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

WurmAnDerSchnur Mama: "Ich bin die Einzige im Freundeskreis, die noch keine Oma ist!"

"Ach, und wenn die anderen von der Brücke springen?"

Rache. Endlich.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Trumps geht in vorletzte Staffel

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Internetzensur in China: "Menschen sollen sich nicht organisieren, egal zu welchem Zweck." m.heise.de/newsticker/mel…

via Twitter for Android

jordan_stratton YOU: [accidentally type "me" instead of "my"]

ME: [Reads your entire text in a pirate accent]

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Jul 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

KurtCNudel @texttheater @Vilinthril ISPWUSAG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ZeddRebel Conspiracy. You just described conspiracy to commit a crime. twitter.com/brithume/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

coinneachmac When you're in the queue for a drink behind four Wonder Women, you know you've made it to Provincetown Bear Week pic.twitter.com/3ZHdyr5RbU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Na toll. Und dafür bin ich jetzt mit dem CEO von Scrabble ins Bett gegangen? pic.twitter.com/FuFiwZXurV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Er ist so ein Nice Guy™ oder auf gut Deutsch ein Nettmann. Ein Nettmann aus Mettmann."

via Twitter for Android

@Lotterleben Sag, weißt du zufällig, wer das gesagt hat? Würde es gern zitieren, um eine didaktische Entscheidung zu begründen. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to Lotterleben

texttheater "Wie bist du denn unter *den* Eindruck geraten?"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tmalsburg When you track both eyes during reading, you find that short words are much less often skipped than is often claimed.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:17 AM, Jul 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ASlavitt OPPORTUNITY NOW: Only 1 more GOP Senator needs to publicly announce they won't support a Motion to Proceed vote & Trumpcare is done.

RT.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Jul 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sonjdol Grundrechte sind kein abstrakter Kokolores sz.de/1.3580097

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nsaphra Get over homeownership. nextcity.org/daily/entry/ch…

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Robert___Harris The 5 stages of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance - I can handle. It's the 6th, Johnson as Foreign Sec, I can't take

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_noujoum @Lotterleben Hab die Woche dieses neue Label entdeckt und ALLE KLEIDER & RÖCKE HABEN TASCHEN AUCH DIE BRAUTKLEIDER… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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mollypriddy me: a whiskey please
bartender: "straight?"
me: gay, actually
bartender: "no that's... i meant like, neat."
me: i know right??

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Nachtvogel Nice one, Sparkassen-Immobilienportal … pic.twitter.com/lUowethqPO

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Nice detail: Schmidhuber appears to be a mononym. twitter.com/vcheplygina/st…

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ojahnn Werde jetzt zwei Tage lang mit @phototio wehenden Rockschoßes durch Kassel flanieren ✨

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kaggle Read @zafarali's tutorial on RNN in Keras. He walks through translating human-expressed dates into a standard format medium.com/datalogue/atte…

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@kernpanik @Lotterleben Depends on your point of reference I guess :D

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svaneksmith Overheard In Times Square:

- "Why do you have your umbrella open?"
- "My phone says it's raining"

I'm officially living in a Beckett play.

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Lotterleben Gut: Mein Körper hat sich anscheinend dran erinnert wie solider Schlaf geht.
Schlecht: was das an Zeit kostet...

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My new habits for writing maintainable CSS:
1) include element names in selectors
2) group styles by what they accomplish, not by selector

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GabrielBerlin So klar wie bei Nassehi in der Zeit habe ich das noch nicht gelesen: pic.twitter.com/ChgsomccJR

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@microth Bist du morgen schon vorher an der Uni? Im Zweifelsfall findest du mich in Raum 23.32.02.22. :)

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ralfmuschall In Melbourne steht die Metro. Ursache: PDP11-Emulator auf Win-XP-PC kaputt. Emu nötig, weil es 2006 keinen Quelltext d alten Software gab.

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ojahnn TIL about classifiers vs. massifiers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_C…

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ojahnn Incidentally, that's also exactly how it looks when I wrap something twitter.com/Deutsch_Falsch…

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Schamyrha Wenn das Kind mit Down-Syndrom beim Fangen dran ist, laufen die anderen rückwärts, damit es ausgeglichen ist.

Das sind Kinder.

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"An effle is a grammatical English sentence that no one would ever say — they tend to turn up in textbooks" futilitycloset.com/2017/07/13/eff…

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@ojahnn Ich finde das angenehm. Sonst wird einem am Ende noch was gewünscht, was man sich selbst gar nicht wünscht.

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Don't let Big Cable & the @FCC censor the Internet. Tell your lawmakers to defend Retweet! battleforthenet.com @idltweets

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ojahnn wenn man lüften will aber es draußen einfach nicht aufhört geraucht zu werden

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maedchentraeume da müh' ich mich ab, um mein outfit so schwarz wie möglich zu machen und dann kriege ich in der apotheke eine grell gelbe tüte - THE NERVE.

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hsivonen How do we get credit card CEOs excited about emoji so that basic i18n gets fixed?

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ojahnn Ich glaub ich geh hin, denn ich hasse es heimlich wenn Leute "von dem her" sagen und habe wissenschaftliche Depräskriptivierung nötig

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sarahjeong Chelsea Manning / Edward Snowden / Julian Assange are the three archetypal internet posters

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Retweet to keep the Internet free from censorship, slow speeds, and extra fees. battleforthenet.com/july12 pic.twitter.com/nWMNxlW39s @idltweets

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m_blocksberg "Telefon für dich! Dein Exfreund." pic.twitter.com/TXKNHMhmXw

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gneubig Finally finalized the 2.0 release of DyNet, with a bunch of new features and cool new logo :) Check it out:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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asayeed @delliott When reviewing, if I suggest that something must be added, I try to offer a parallel suggestion of what c… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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emilyslist Usually, we have to convince women to run for office. This year, thousands of women are reaching out to us to run! bit.ly/2u1fhXR

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Wort des Tages: Vigorosum

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KhaledGhetas A while ago I started drawing an Arabic typeface so useless I just called it useless. Now I ran out of ideas for th… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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One of my favorite things about living in Germany again is @Shpock. Best way to sell/buy used stuff I've ever used.

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Smollsassysloth I need two pugs to compensate for my lack of Möpse.

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SPIEGELCaptions Uraufführung der Jünger-Oper „Auf den Marmorklippen“ im Nationaltheater Mannheim: Blockweise rattenfrei

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labenzticker barbarabanden (V.): (burburubund, bürbürübünde, borborobonden) Ein lange ersehntes Wiedersehen so lange vorbereiten… labenz.texttheater.net/barbarabanden

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ojahnn I've never felt as good about myself as a player as I did when playing The Witness. I love that there's no story, no NPCs, no skill tree.

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FJ_Murau Leserbrief in der heutigen @SZ. pic.twitter.com/6zo0ALpi8U

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"Ich muss noch die Küche leerräumen, bevor die morgen geliefert wird."

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*packt Portionsbutter aus*
*gießt sie aufs Brötchen*

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frachtschaden GRILLBRATEN in the night
DADADIDADA
GRILLBRATEN in the night

mit FETT SOßE DRAUF, IHR PENNER !!

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Don't become a demographic

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Nachtvogel „Im Internet steht alles Wissen der Welt – aber Javascript läßt nur 5% wieder raus.“ via @slowtiger

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